The serious bowl has been done, now for the not so serious one! The idea came to me at a place where I'm sure lots of people find inspiration. Also reminded me of one of my all-time favourite poems -
'With Sincerest Regrets' by Russel Edson
Like a white snail the toilet slides into the living room, demanding to be loved.
It is impossible, and we tender our sincerest regrets.
In the book of the heart there is no mention made of plumbing.
And though we have spent our intimacy many times with you, you belong to an unfortunate reference, which we would rather not embrace.......
The toilet slides out of the living room like a white snail, flushing with grief.......